The Curious Facts Concerning Cottage Time

General / People / Places / September 8, 2021

Today, A+A is enjoying its annual sojourn at its favorite beach on a barrier island off the Carolina coast. Some years back, a friend asked for a few words on the nature of Cottage Time, and we happily obliged him. Though he’s no longer with us today, the words he sought endure.

Pythagoras, when asked what time was, answered that it was the soul of this world.
– Plutarch

It is a truth universally acknowledged that Cottage Time passes differently from any other on earth.

It’s said to be ruled by the primal passing of the sun and moon, by the hypnotic, rhythmic roar of the pounding surf, and by the nature of the very air that’s breathed.

At the right kind of cottage, on an empty Carolina beach, there is no clock. Or if there happens to be one, it’s largely ignored. Ditto for television, which if on, is tuned to the Weather Channel, mute button engaged. Radios are frowned upon too, as useless tools of a cretin culture.

No, the only proper measurement of Cottage Time is the position of the sun, east to west, in a sky that should be sapphire blue, rain-free, and graced now and again by cumulus puffballs. Some have argued that Cottage Time might be measured by the number of trips a shrimp boat makes, north to south and back on a given day, but little credence is afforded this theory.

When it comes to Cottage Time, if someone wants to know the time of day, he simply looks up. If the sun is to the left, a full day and all its potential await. If it’s above, it’s time for a bite to eat. If it’s moving back and to the right, it’s time to think about cocktails and fresh red snapper, stuffed and roasted.

All this takes place to the tune of a tide moving slowly in or out, a dog down the beach snatching Frisbees from the air, a breaker’s smack on a hard teen body and endless sets of tumbling waves.

The waves are important because they cause the ionization of the atmosphere. Ceaselessly pounding the sand, they release negative ions into the air, supercharging every breath taken.

Those who understand Cottage Time believe in beaches, books, and beer, though not necessarily in that order. A brief rundown on the importance of each would include:

Beaches: Since the demise of Nags Head and Cape Hatteras, some of us have begun to pursue the notion of the perfect beach. We live with the understanding, as Jefferson did, that it’s the pursuit (not the thing itself) that is our certain unalienable right. Sure, there are other pursuits, but we choose this one. And we have been rewarded: for the moment, we have found a beach that’s almost vacant – with white sand, and water that’s not too rough.

Books: Fiction is preferred, and Southern fiction at that. The books that will always be true are of special interest. Faulkner, Styron, Robert Penn Warren, Tom Robbins, Hunter S. Thompson and the two Percys – William Alexander and Walker – come immediately to mind. We have in the past also included Steinbeck, Fitzgerald, Tom McGuane and Jim Harrison, for their own rarified gifts.

Beer: None before noon. Coronas are preferred. They are best consumed with an excellent sandwich from the cottage a few footsteps away. Beer is to be iced in the morning at the bottom of the cooler, sandwiches neatly ziplocked atop. Two Coronas are deemed enough. We have experimented also with a chilled white wine at 5 PM, and find the idea and practice appealing.

Hours are roughly from 11 A.M. until 6 P.M. daily. Gatherings usually come to a close when a decision is reached on which fresh seafood might be right for dinner. No motion, second or vote is required. A short trudge to the cottage follows, then a shower, a trip to the sound-side fishmonger – and finally, an oceanfront cocktail before dinner.

All this takes place during Cottage Time.

When it’s multiplied by six consecutive days, a remarkable transformation takes place:

One is able to see into one’s own soul – and that of this world.

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Michael Welton




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